Everybody needs somebody to love

"We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight...

And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives
Of illinois'law enforcement community who have chosen to join us
Here in the palace hotel ballroom at this time.

We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the show... and please remember people

That no matter who you are and waht you do to live, thrive and survive
There are still some things that make us all the same:

You
me
them
Everybody, everybody"